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The Lighter Side of Life Spring 2017

 

I constantly walk into a room and I don’t remember why, but for some reason I think there’s going to be a clue in the refrigerator.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Wives who put on a little extra weight live longer than husbands who mention it.

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

An adult is a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

What do dentists call their X-rays?
Tooth pics.

Take my advice – I’m not using it.

DEFINITIONS
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.