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The Lighter Side of Life Summer 2017

 

Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators ~ We haven’t met yet.

What do you call it when it’s so cold that you can’t text properly?
Typothermia.

What do you call an ape that works in reception?
A who-rang-utan.

I saw a friend who was limping rather badly the other day.
I asked what had happened.
He said he asked his wife what she would like for her upcoming birthday.
She replied, “Just get me something black and lacy.”
Apparently, she did appreciate the football boots he bought her.

The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity